I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school