girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”

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not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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